crack spastic
an insult used by police officers from one station in central london, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it’s funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
“did you hear that bloke i nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked ‘cos his uncle’s a barrister?”
“yeah, what an utter f-ckin crack spastic!”
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