Crack-stache
a type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.
“look at jon’s crack-stache!”
“i know, its so thick! he’d better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret.”
“and he should stop smoking pot.”
when your b-tt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.
man you need to wax that crackstache.
the residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.
mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.
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