crack sweat
(n.) the sweat that forms in the -sscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in taiwan. also can be the sweat that forms in your b-tthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being h-rny for an excessive amount of time.
after playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. most unpleasant.
mich-lle made me so h-rny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.
a type of sweat that originates from the crack in your -ss; often happens in the summer or intensely hot weather, especially while exercising.
man, i got like, at least a half ounce of crack sweat to mop up before i go take a jog.
the itchy, annoying, smelly, totally unnecessary sweat that builds up in your -sscrack, just above your -sshole (where you’d grow a tail if you had one) – usually on hot days, or after strenuous physical exercise – or all the time on fat people.
i wish they’d come up with an anti-perspirant specifically for crack sweat!
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