crack to sacks


the overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and “showcase” the area from the -ss crack to the nut sack. also known as nutslacks, -ssplants or chodehuggers. standard slack of choice for men appearing on “dancing with the stars.” typically worn with a b-tton down shirt offering only a single b-tton, usually located at the belly-b-tton area.
looks like jerry springer is getting voted off tonight … they’ve saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
the overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and “showcase” the area from the -ss crack to the nut sack. also known as nutslacks, -ssplants or chodehuggers. standard slack of choice for men appearing on “dancing with the stars.” typically worn with a b-tton down shirt offering only a single b-tton, usually located at the belly-b-tton area.
looks like jerry springer is getting voted off tonight … they’ve saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

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