crack waxer


there are people who believe that they are so special that their sh-t does not smell. they are so obsessed with their self image in c-cktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. they can’t see how artificial they are. to stop their sh-t sticking they wax the crack of their -ss
you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. go wax your -ss, you crack waxer

ignorant, sn-b, self, self, self

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