crackamole`


crackamole` is a green growth, similar in texture and consistency to guacamole`, that occurs on a docket sk-nk or crackwh-r- as a result of extremely poor personal hygiene.

eric: “omg bruce! did you see that green sh-t on that c-m dumpster!”

bruce: “yeah man! it was f-cking rank. she must have like crackamole` or something. that sh-t was so chunky!”

eric: “gahh! that didnt improve the taste of her ham sandwhich at all! it was like eating a rotten fish taco with california cheese dip

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