crack!damn!poof!


what you say when you see a fine chick. it comes from the words that would define you having s-x with her: crack! (crack a nut!) d-mn! (d-mn, that was good!) poof! (get the h-ll outta there!)
see’s fine lady: “crack!d-mn!poof!”

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