cracked a moisty


verb to crack a moisty

the initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman’s nethers upon extreme arousal. doubles as a handy natural lubricant.
husband: is that golden syrup you’ve spilt again??

wife: no i’ve just cracked a moisty…

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