cracked bitch


a b-tch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.

also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having “cracked” while simultaneously being a b-tch.
if only she wasn’t such a cracked b-tch about me borrowing her car!

the cracked b-tch tried to actually kill my dog just for p-ssing on her lawn!

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