cracked my head open
quite possibly the most f-cking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
bill: -hits head on wall
mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
bill: aw man i’ve cracked my head open -shows pointless ‘injury’ off to friends. guys, look i cracked my head open
no. that’s just a cut. i could cause more injury to you with my -rs-hole.
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