cracked
one of the best comedy websites. they wrote a book or something.
did you see the new cracked article? very funny
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to break, hack or “crack” a stupid–ssed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a cd-rom key code.
carl sent me a “cracked” copy of adobe photoshop. saved me $400!
a general term used to describe a program where the security has been removed.
q: hey, don’t you need a cd-key for that?
a: no, it’s been cracked.
crazy, mentally unstable.
“i think you’re cracked”.
crazy
“why are you talking funny. you’re cracked dude.
to be completely destroyed. usually in refrence to sports.
the patriots cracked the lions 48-7
the phillies cracked the mets by 10 runs
messed up; wack; not right
that sh-t is cracked
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