Cracken

stupid lonely b-tch who no one likes. that constantly talks about dumb irrelevant sh-t that no one gives a rat’s -ss about. she is that one person that when ever you hear a sound come out of her throat you just want to smash that b-tch in the face with a very heavy and blunt object. and i’m pretty sure that shes just looking for someone to stick their c-ck in her hallway of a mangina, but no man in his right mind (on any amount/combination of drugs or alcohol) would f-ck or tap that, in all senses, sh-t. she tries to fit in by acting like something or someone she’s not. also known as the kraken or the crack, on the count that this b-tch’s -ss crack is always hanging out because she doesn’t believe in long enough underwear, pants, or a belt or really any tool that is supposed to cover the crack of her -ss. and not to mention that this b-tch has a voice that sounds an old -ss dog getting run over by a steamroller, but this b-tch is also so a swagger jacking sk-nk. she will take anything you do or say and constantly say or use it because she has less swag than burned down house.this is something i like to call a trend killer. i just don’t know how any humans could reproduce and have something that is this d-mn annoying and awful. i don’t think it has parents but instead just congealed in a gutter somewhere.
cracken: hey guys, you wanna know about something that no one other than me gives a f-ck about?

“friends”: (under breath) dear god shut the f-ck up you b-tch! no one likes yo dog sh-t looking -ss. d-mn i hate you go die in a f-cking hole like the f-cking mole rat you are!!!!!!!!!! god d-mn ur annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put your sh-t incrusted -ss crack back where it f-cking belongs you ugly b-tch. no one gives a sh-t about your family, the friends that you think you have, your diabetes, or whatever the h-ll you do at work. go f-ck yourself you creepy incesting little b-tch before i pop a cap in your hairy -ss.
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a large smelly t-rd.

(inspired by the cl-ssic movie monster from clash of the t-tans. release the cracken!)
jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.

when he or she displays their b-tt crack in public. usually caused by low-wearing or misfitted clothing.
“check her out. her pants are so low that she is cracken’.”

or

“that dude must think that he’s still in the joint. he has to hold his beltless pants up and he is cracken’ all over the place.”
it’s like the g-dzilla from the ocean!
send in the cracken!
a synonym for borad. cracken’s tend to be ridiculously tall and posses an insatiable hunger. the only way to defeat a cracken is to attack the knee’s.
oh my god its the cracken!!!
aim for the knee’s!!
various forms of -n-l -ssault.
he released the cracken as he unexpectedly plunged his lubricated thumb deep into her -n-s.