Crapkins
a low quality napkins commonly found in fast food and low end restaurants
1: dude these ribs are bomb
2: i know ive gone through like ten cr-pkins already
1. more commonly known as toilet paper, but can also be used to describe napkins used to wipe really nasty junk off of your hands. it’s also more fun to say than napkin. (try it)
2. it can also be used to describe babies… kin, like the german “chen” is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little cr-p is a cr-pkin. (mostly because babies p–p way more than you’d expect) their diapers can also be called cr-pkins.
boy- “dad, we need some more cr-pkins!”
(ex. 2)
random mom- “dangit john, the last thing we need is another cr-pkin running around here!”
(3)diaper-changing person- “eew, little buddy, you go through cr-pkins like there’s no tomorrow!”
those dispensed napkins you use to take a cr-p in public restrooms.
“i had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of cr-pkins.”
a napkin that you put cr-p in, thus the name cr-p-kin.
kid 1: uhg this food is nasty!
kid 2: quick spit it into your cr-pkin!
the use of fast food napkins in lou of sh-ttin’ paper. see also mountain money.
hey jerry grab some cr-pkins from carl’s jr before we head up camping.
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