cracker face


when a person acts like a cracker. usually used as an insult.
– like, seriously, i was like all over him. like, it was soo fun. like, legit.
– shut up you cracker face.
1 more definition
a whitebread, caucasian m-f- who hangs around your shop and drinks wired all d-mn day.
hey crackerface! what the f are you doin?

-crackerface #1 walks into room-
” uh, yeah yeah yeah, uh uh, bish.”

-crackerface #2 says-
“wow, your such a crackerface.”

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