Cracker Porn
“reality tv” for rednecks, such as “duck dynasty” or “honey boo boo”.
you don’t have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker p-rn, but it helps! i don’t watch that s-$t personally, but i am looking forward to the inevitable real-p-rn parody “d-ck dynasty”. or maybe just “f&#k dynasty”. i’m not sure which way they’ll go. maybe they’ll do both!
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