cranial nevernude
a (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circ-mstances threaten to remove it.
derived from “nevernude,” a reference to the tv show “arrested development.”
“dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don’t be a cranial nevernude.”
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