Cracker sweat


n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.
person 1: why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
person 2: oh, i’m sorry, that’s just my cracker sweat.
person 1: but we’ve never eaten in this bed, it’s new!
person 2: yeah. i know. cracker sweat, what can ya do?

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