Cracker Tapped


not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut b-tter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
” ouch i just got cracker tapped!”

” zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk”

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