cracking cans
aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman’s br–sts when they’re noticeable and appealing : i.e.great t-ts ! since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.
– wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
– cracking cans !
– yeah, nice -ss too.
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