cracking cheese


another way of saying sm-gm-
it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my d-ck.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my d-ck,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn’t know what she was doing until i felt my d-ck slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy p-ssy.we then had the biggest -rg-sms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn’t thought about washing my d-ck.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your d-ck stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

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