the female equivalent of “busting your b-lls”
i told my mom i was busting her b-lls and she said she didn’t have any b-lls. i therefore deduced i was cracking her c-nt as i lightly joked around with her.
jill: hurry up and get ready tina, all the makeup this side of china ain’t gonna make you look good.
tina: o quit cracking my c-nt jill, not all of us can be gold digging wh-r-s with natural good looks.
the method of studying most students will do when there is little time before a major test or exam. it is done by not studying but rather cramming all the work they need to know into a summary. this method is mainly used when there is little time before the aforementioned test or exam. kyle: […]
- Crunch-a-tize me
the journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks cap’n crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. he then slides his newly made “s-xual breakfast bar” into the -n-s of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized r-ct-m). the dominant figure, also known as the “cap’n”, thrusts his […]
crush-stalk (verb) when you like someone as a friend, but really like them so you start checking their facebook, their instagram, their twitter, and liking everything. you start your own chapter of their fan club. you crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. teeters on obsessive. i was crush-stalking hal’s facebook. […]
can’t stop laughing out loud used online only. viv: vik fell off the slide and broke his hand. viv: cslol !!!!!
- Culturing a pearl
when a gay man has unprotected s-x and takes a c-m load in his -ss and keeps it inside his hole for as long as possible, and it cultures with any other loads, lube, or sh-t also in his -sshole. when i was in the bathhouse in fort lauderdale i was culturing a pearl for […]