Cracking Jack
the act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of -rg-sm.
originates from the term “jacking off” as well as the similarity of the “cracking” sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
it is also a popular perversion of “cracker jack”, the brand of caramel corn.
roommate: “you two were so loud last night! i heard you cracking jack so loud i couldn’t get to sleep!”
“yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost p-ssed out!”
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