cracking the clam
when a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the v-g-n- lips apart for comfort. the manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
q:”did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? weird.” a:”she must’ve been cracking the clam.”
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