crackitchitus
(crack-itch-i-tus)
a medical disorder in which the sp-ce between the two b-ttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.
jane: hey bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?
bill: i can’t i have a horrible case of crackitchitus.
jane: awwww, that’s too bad
bill: jane, i have 24 hours to live
jane: haha >:d
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