cracklore
a litany of bad excuses and far fetched stories, as used by a crackhead to obtain more crack. notably used when trying to illicit sympathy from dealers or conning bystanders out of their money (so they can buy more crack).
that crazy dope fiend went on and on about not having money to feed her baby, when she really was just using cracklore to get another hit.
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