crackoon


a white person who has been wearing sungl-sses in the bright sun and has a tan (or sunburn) line much like that of a racc–ns mask.
man, that guy shouldn’t have worn his sungl-sses to this festival, he looks like a crackoon now!
a crackhead who digs through garbage and has dark bags under their eyes. much like a rac–n.
d-mn crackoon got in the trash last night so i chased him off with a golf club.
creature of the night; combination of a crackwh-r- and a rac–n; one who is busted average
that girl is so busted average…what a crackoon

-she totally stole your boyfriend.

-i don’t understand, she’s ugly and acts like she’s constantly on drugs.
-what a crackoon!

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