cracksicle


n. a piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating s-x offender. creepy music is usually involved.
tom: hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in february?

matt: he’s not selling just ice cream…he’s selling cracksicles!
n. a piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating s-x offender. creepy music is usually involved.
tom: hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in february?!

matt: oh, he’s just selling cracksicles.

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