Cracksmack


to perform this you must have 1 kilo of crack/cocaine (preferably in powder form). while someone (doesn’t matter who) is giving you a bl-wj-b, you pull out of their mouth as your about to c-m. you point your d-ck to the heavens, and c-m flows down it like a sweet waterfall. then, once you’ve ‘gotten your d-ck wet’ you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your d-ck around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. after this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick f-ck) and d-ck slap the sh-t outta em’. p.s. with a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your p-n-s rather than rubbing it on the rock.
“scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you c-nt!” jim said as he gave margarette one good cracksmack across the face.

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