crackulations
noun
1. crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. this is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
“by my crackulations, you owe me three dollars and a newport.”
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