cracky tales
the most unbelievable, f-cked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, cracky tale
“… i was at the spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha f-cka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, f-ck that sh-t its soap. i threw the sh-t on the floor and this motha f-cka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops….”
to which you respond “cracky tales…”
or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day
“… i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this f-cking crackhead rides a bike)…and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car.”
cracky tales, cracky tales…
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