Crackzema


a dry patch of skin, resembling eczema, located along the crackage of a perky, cute, but slightly pale b-m. in a well known case, it tends to habituate especially on the lower tailbone. sometimes giant pimples may occur within the crackzema, resulting in another condition known as crackne.
peter says: “hey, why are there flakes all over the back of your black pants?”

julia responds: “because my crackzema was itchy.”

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