CRAFT Moment


short for ‘cant remember a f-cking thing’
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
sometimes known as a ‘mental blank’
i cant remember the name of that song, im having a craft moment
those moments when you cant remember a f—ing thing
“hang on, im having a craft moment”

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