crafterbating
masterbating while looking through pinterest
“where’s joe’s mom?”
“she’s probably crafterbating in her bedroom”
“did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project i pinned?”
“oh yeah, i crafterbated to it all afternoon”
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