craftmatic adjustible boi
found in the dorko on the patio series, he was one of dorko’s friends. he wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
craftmatic adjustible boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the liquid monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, creep suzzette on saxophone.
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