craftsman

a tool guarenteed for life. this person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
that guy is a f-cking craftsman.
a guy that is a total d-ck. no matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest d-ck in the room. tool. a craftsman is guaranteed to be a “tool” for life.
man, did you see bob during that meeting with the boss. he is such a craftsman.
a maker of tools. to call someone a craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.
neighbor: i heard your son didn’t vote yesterday. you’re quite the craftsman.

parent: yeah, i conceived a tool.
someone who’s a tool for life. a play off the lifetime warranty of craftsman tools.
bob: i can’t believe mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. that’s like the 5th time this year.

me: not really a surprise, though.

bob: why’s that?

me: the dude’s a craftsman.

bob: touche, salesman. touche.
a male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these m-ssive character flaws, an alright guy.
chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so i’m gonna go ahead and say he’s a craftsman.
a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.
the guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.