Crafty Swine


noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. extremely crafty and sneaky…hence the name crafty swine.
jr. papa: yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! he just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! ahh!!! papa!

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