Craig

one of the biggest r-t-rds in the world, he normally is used to describe someone, craig alexander was born a r-t-rd with one of the smallest d-cks in the world and it weighs at a whopping 1.2 grams
woah dude you are a “craig alexander”.
s-xy as h-ll
wow, look at craig! he’s a fox!
this person is just so great. he will always be the guy who takes your breath away without trying. he is the most amazing. the girl who has him is the luckiest person in this whole universe! this one special man is the most amazing, most caring, most loving, most concerning. he keeps loving and loving and never stops. his looks are everything a girl wants. this person knows what to say at the right time, knows when to comfort at the right time. being a craig is a honor, becuase he sets the bar so high!
danielle-> wow look at him!!
shelby-> i know, hes a craig : ) he makes me smile!
danielle-> aw man your lucky to have a craig, wish bob could act like a craig….
being lazy without intentions of doing anything
i sat around and craiged all day.

instead of sitting at home, come over and we we’ll craig all day.
the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is funny, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and above all: a bad -ss. he is never afraid to try something new even when he knows it will probably turn out bad. he’s on the internet too much. he may come off as a hipster but usually not. loves music. hates stupid people (who doesn’t). as a friend, he might seem like a gay best friend. he’s there for his girl-friends to listen to their problems and help them through it. but he is far from gay. as a boyfriend, you will not find someone more loving. he is honest, caring, s-xy and is always there to make her laugh whether she needs it or not. when he says he is in love he means it until the very end of time. nothing could come between him and his love for her. the girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world and if she has any sense at all, she will not let him go for anything.
“why am i laughing so hard around this kid? he’s awesome!”

“he’s craig, that’s why!”

“wow, that makes a lot of sense now…”
c.r.a.i.g
charming.romeo.administering.intense.gratification
i craiged that girl all night. she will never able to be satisfied by another man or women for that matter.

that guy i went out with last night was such a craig.

yo man craigin aint ez.
the codename for the act of smoking marijuana; used primarily in public places
“are we craigin tonight after cl-ss?”
craig- a tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, sophisticated male with a huge d-ck that fits perfict, long curly hair that twists into ringletts and blue eyes that sparkle in the light.
a guy that knows what you want unless hes trying to do something romantic then he breaks down to try to get you the perfect day or gift because you mean that much to him.

someone who puts a smile on your face. someone who will lay there life down to save your. do anything for. someone that knows what they can loose if they loose you. hes a guy that doent have to have s-x with you, just hoding your hand is as good as gold. he is a great kisser and always leaves you lips with a warm tinggling sensation and your heart wanting more. he will never hurt you, he thinks the world of you and he would give you world if he could.

he will get down on both his hands and knees to ask your forgiveness if you just randomly say owch when your in his arms.

will give you anything you want. (damian)
craig- lauren, will you marry me?
me- =o…. yes!

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