crustacious


the quality or state of being crusty.
guy 1: bro why don’t you go out with bertha?

guy 2: h-llo no bro she’s so crustacious!

guy 1: haha yea
(adj) a term used to describe something that is displeasing to the senses.
jack stuffed a dozen oysters up his granny’s c-nt and sucked out 13… how crustacious!

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