Craig Amendment


in the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. you may only blame this on craig because…

a.) he is not there.
b.) you do not like him.
c.) it sounds better.
d.) you don’t have the b-lls to blame it on another friend.
e.) or because you just want to p-ss off a kid named craig
johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. johny pleaded the craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.

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