a pedophile, molest little kids doesn’t like to play not jet packs cods, got recycled nudes from a girl, thinks he is the best at everything, loves the word “n-gg-r” does not know how to use it moderately may god help him loves being a weeb and hentai
your a craig davies
- panic drink
the default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order. bartender: what can i get you? me: uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda! friend: you know they have craft c-cktails here, right? me: i dont know. it’s my panic drink.
- philly sunrise
prerequisites: 2 males, or anyone using strap-ons to subst-tute the needed anatomy. a philly sunrise starts with one person laying on their back, head facing their partner who is standing facing them. the person laying down opens their mouth as wide as possible, person standing up fully inserts their genitals in their mouth/throat. the person […]
- pink pussy problems
a feeling or horniness in girls. also reffered to as p3 (p cubed) stop masturbating and get a man to take care of your pink p-ssy problems!
pr-nounced: t-t-w-lly (t-twwli). acronym: this is the world we live in meaning: statement used to express incredulity at current events. dan: dude, donald trump has been voted in as president! lynds: i know, t-tw-lly!!
the act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person’s undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up. yo, we are totally plomping mike right now, broseph. he is sooo wasted. when a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of -sserting his masculinity. the man may be […]