Craigels


as a noun, a term given to those with a m-ssive amount of facial or chest hair.

as a verb, the act of giving felatio to anybody with a spare quarter.
hey craigels, when are you going to shave that face of yours?

hey, how’s it going? do you like to craigel? i have 50 cents and 20 minutes of free time.

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