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  the act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb -ss trying to be cool. person 1: holy sh-t did you see that kid fall on his face. person 2: yeah dude those craig stands never work.

• Crank dat Tinkerbell

  when a man c-ms so hard that it flies in the lady’s face and she’s so excited, she feels like she can fly. i really got to crank dat tinkerbell last night.

• crank it out day

  crank it out day is universally takes place on thursday of each week. it is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to “crank out the work” because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. this phrase was originally coined by jack wagon. don’t forget that […]

• Crapathy

  a state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of ‘sh-t’. those in a state of cr-pathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace. “this job has left me in a state of cr-pathy. i haven’t sh-t for a week and don’t […]

• Crazydork

  used for that one person in your life that means more than anything to you. the one person who’s been there for you through everything, including the bad. no matter what has happened, this person never stopped loving you. you can tell anything to this person without fear of judgement and can trust them with […]

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