Craigslist Couple
definition 1 : the most embarr-ssing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time
definition 2 : a couple that do not go well together
greg : so how did you guys meet?
craigslist couple : on craigslist
greg : ……
greg : dude did you see samantha and thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
bill : yea, they are such a craigslist couple
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