craigslist friend
the best person you will ever meet. she will always be there for you no matter what. she will make you smile and laugh in your time of need.
craigslist friend someone who buys a friend from craigslist
mom: who are you on facetime with?
daughter: a friend
mom: are you sure?
daughter: yes
(mom walks away)
friend: (sarcastic) no, i’m just a friend that was bought off craigslist
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