Craigslist Slut
a woman or man who frequents the casual encounters section of craigslist in search of partners for casual s-x. some craigslist sl-ts never divulge their real name.
liz was the first woman who ever replied to a cl posting of mine (in september, 2004), as i heard from her from time to time, over the years, i realized she was a genuine craigslist sl-t but it would be years before we ever made a connection because i was always never quick enough to emaiul her back when she would reply to my ad. last week, i posted, i heard from her, i gave a different name, we exchanged photos, and before i knew it, without even speaking to me on the phone, she’d given me her address and told me to come over and have my way with her.
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