craigslisted
when your personal information is divulged on craigslist (such as phone number, e-email, location, name, age..etc) under the casual encounters section by a male or female that is getting revenge on you for not hooking up with them
fweddie: “so this guy totally gave out my phone number on craigslist because i wouldn’t f–k his sorry -ss last night!”
neham: “omg, you were totally craigslisted!”
when you are in a argument with someone, or mad at someone, or even want to play a prank on someone you list there phone number in the free section as something expensive so lots of people call there phone.
matt,”b-tch your a p-ssy” me “i hope you enjoy those calls cause you have been craigslisted”
when the person whom you’ve recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. usually the “ex” will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don’t need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? they end up on craigslist for someone else to use.
steve: “hey man, i broke up with stephanie a week ago and she’s already bangin mike”.
friend: “d-mn man, he is a douche, i can’t believe she’s been craigslisted already!?”
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