CrAkron


another name for the sphincter of america.. akron, ohio.

and for good reason.
“hey man, where are you at?”

“just chillen up in crakron.”
1 more definition
how akron is pr-nounced in the local dialect.

conjunction of crack + akron
i live in crakron. home to the most segregrated population (next to south africa) and most fanatical-religious(slightly less than afghanistan) population in the world.

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