Crambob
the feeling of excitement before christmas. you can wish someone a ‘happy crambob’ before christmas.
1) i’m so crambob!
2) you’ve got a christmas tree already? you’re crambob.
3) happy crambob!
crambob is the name given to the intense build up of suspense in the pre-christmas weeks or even months. symptoms may include hyperventilating and ranting excessively about the merits of the festive season. for many, this antic-p-tion is more exciting and enjoyable than the actual event. note that the word ‘crambob’ is a noun, and should not be used adverbially or as an adjective.
‘why is she looking so happy?’ – ‘oh, she’s got crambob.’
‘guess what? i actually felt crambob this morning!’
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