crampled
an adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old p-ssy lips. a cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman’s age.)
i was just about to f-ck this cougar that i picked up in the bar the other night, when i slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled p-ssy.
i love f-ckin that crampled old milf p-ssy. too bad it’s your mom’s. heh.
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