Credit Card Swipe
the disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their -ss crack over someones nose while they are p-ssed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
bob came to our party and drank all the p-ss and p-ssed out so we gave him a credit card swipe!
the cleansing act of p-ssing a bar of soap between the b-tt cheeks while taking a shower.
roy: “can i borrow your soap?”
alfred: “yeah, go ahead. but no credit card swipes!”
swiping a credit card through a strippers -ss instead of paying with money
connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
the act of sh-tting without wiping, then taking your sh-t filled -ss crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you -ss over someones face. most commonly used during s-x but is also a good practical joke.
jimmy- “wil put laxitives in my food and i had a liquid sh-t.”
mark- “thats awful.”
jimmy- “no. i credit card swiped him in his sleep after that.”
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